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[lemon_vampire]

So some ass tard said pyramid head wasnt scary, and tried to prove their point by posting a FAT PYRAMID HEAD >:(
So some cool person responded with this description of him.
Needless to say, I shat bricks and rekindled my fear of that little fucker.
j3j I don't even wanna get raped by him anymore:

You want to know why he's scary?

"You're in a dark

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[kuddelfiske]

Monster mashed? Like da song? "It is a graveyard smash!" or something like that, if I'm recalling correctly from art class in third grade XD;;

Everyone's afraid of Pyramid Head :O My fear imbues my strange fondness for the fellow. Monster. Incarnation. Thing. As hot as I think he is, by golly I would NOT like to meet him IRL. Because I like my skin where it is.

[lemon_vampire]

Like, they'll end something like:

This thing lurches toward you, not running, not worrying that you'll escape. It knows you won't escape. You're alive as it peels the flesh from your body with it's knife, like taking a sticker off a car window with a razor blade. If you're lucky, you'll die before it starts to sing the mash!
It was a monster mash. (the monster mash!)
It was a graveyard smash (the monster mash!)
It did the monster mash.
:D