Oscar the cat

[lemon_vampire]

Oscar the Cat serves as the angel of death to nursing home patients who are about to die, by curling up next to them during their final hours. Since he was adopted by staff members as a kitten, Oscar the Cat has predicted the deaths of more than 25 residents of the dementia unit at Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center in Providence, Rhode

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[exitstageleft_]

The cat's killing people off. They prey on the weak and the allergic to create a state of fear. Oscar is merely one of the Boss' many bringers of doom.

And who is the boss?

LONGCAT.

YOU THINK HE BRINGS YOU JOY BUT HE REALLY BRINGS THE DOWNFALL OF MANKIND

HE AND TACGNOL ARE IN CAHOOTS, TWO PARTS ON A FURRY WHOLE

BEWARE OSCAR, LIMECAT, SPEEDYCAT AND ALL THE LASERCATS! THEY ARE AGENTS OF THE ENEMY

I HAVE SAID TO MUCH I CAN HEAR THE MEOWING AT MY DOOR

SOON THEY WILL COME FOR ME BUT I WILL DIE COMFORTED BY THE FACT THAT I HAVE WARNED THE WORLD

[lemon_vampire]

YOU FOOL, LONGCAT AND TACGNOL ARE MORTAL ENIMIES!

CATS DON'T TRAVEL IN GROUPS, THATS TOTALLY GAY.

LIMECAT, SPEEDYCAT, AND ALL THE OTHER MACROS ARE THEIR OWN LEGION OF DOOM.

But they're still gonna kill you anyways.

Also, Cyclopscat is still amongst the living.