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omegle and me
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: word.
Stranger: ??
You: confused already?
You: me too.
You: i'm over it.
Stranger: y shud i b?
You: your spelling is horrible.
You: absolutely terrible.
Stranger: it savs tym
You: i've got nanoseconds to spare
Stranger: asl
Stranger: roket scintist or wat?
You: irelevent information
You: ( Read more... ) -
me vs society at a whole
dear livejournal
i hate average people.
i hate average people for being so damn average.
specifically, i hate average people who go shopping before i do and purchase all the size medium shirts from the racks.
all the small shirts (below average) and the large shirts (above average) are still neatly folded and undisturbed, tucked neatly away on the ( Read more... ) -
fun with a twilight fan
ha jk smile (12:31:51 AM): Hello!
ha jk smile (12:32:09 AM): How fun is aim?
OMFGKwikspell (12:32:17 AM): its making me wanna cry
OMFGKwikspell (12:32:26 AM): it kept freezing my whole computer
ha jk smile (12:32:36 AM): Your worst nightmare!
ha jk smile (12:32:37 AM): Muahaha
OMFGKwikspell (12:32:39 AM): apparantly, skype and AIM hate each other
ha jk ( Read more... ) -
What The Fuck
I joined this community called WTF_Inc cause I like lookin' at fucked up shit and whatnot. Apparantly, these people are demented and spend too much time on the interwebs.
I am now terrified of huntsman spiders infesting my house and nostril maggots. Thanks WTF_Inc for this lovely nightmare fuel
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Shoopies
I love listening to people when they think they know what they're talking about ( Read more... ) -
Leaving the winning to losers
I'm sitting across from a lady with a boss ass eye-patch! Wizard ( Read more... ) -
A Bad Idea
Coffee and cigarettes don't really go together. Fuck you indie songs for giving me horrible indigestion and nausea. -
The End
2:14 AM had it marked; the erosion of my preemptive indignation.
I don't dance. I laugh. I brawl like sister and brothers. I am partying, fucking, going to the beach, partying and fucking on the beach, secret agents, and queuing at the post office, all wrapped up in an unintelligible but perfectly logical barrage of slang which even most gangstas ( Read more... )
