thats too hilarious! i probably would have dragged my friend out of the pool and back to the hotel room and said something more polite like, "Fuck off and goodnight."
people who are in the know LIKE US have known about her coke habit for a long time now JESUS I NEED TO WRITE FOR TABLOIDS BECAUSE I ALWAYS ALREADY KNOW THE NEWS WHEN THIS SHIT GETS PRINTED
Oh God, I know it. Why don't you look into that? You're already wayyy over qualified. Like you really need a degree in journalism to work for Star? Psh. All you need is the TRUTH.
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i'm going to have richard attenborough read it aloud and sell it as an audio book.
lets go to cuba and score a pinata of coke
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i will try again l8rz!!!
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wtf yo.
didnt she just say a month ago she would be in "like a thingy" if she had one?
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they'z fraternal like whut whut
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people who are in the know LIKE US have known about her coke habit for a long time now JESUS I NEED TO WRITE FOR TABLOIDS BECAUSE I ALWAYS ALREADY KNOW THE NEWS WHEN THIS SHIT GETS PRINTED
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Why don't you look into that?
You're already wayyy over qualified. Like you really need a degree in journalism to work for Star? Psh. All you need is the TRUTH.
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