ATTENTION.

I have decided that maybe if I had a better username and/or fresh start I might feel like living again on this site. This is possibly untrue, but let's try it out, shall we?

I hacked mongoloid because it was an awesome username going to waste and who better to be apart of the glory than your faithful companion, LP. So if you will all ( Read more... )

So recently I smashed my car into a pole at burger king because we obviously need poles placed before intercoms it makes a lot of sense and when I try to reverse so I can get closer to the intercom to speak, god throws knives at me from up above and says "haha cretin! you should have never watched that commercial about the new spicy chicken!" and ( Read more... )

have i mentioned that life blows and my computer is gone and is being held hostage by a gang of chinese date rapists aka seth matthews and clifford ( Read more... )

Okay I know I have yet to reply to anything anyone has commented with but I think you will forgive me when I tell you the following news:

I GET TO WORK WITH GENE SIMMONS AND FABIO!

mixmastermeg is the greatest because she called me and said hello I do not want this video job would you like it and I said what what what I don't have a camera and she said you ( Read more... )

did i mention that i started my period this month on justin timberlake's birthday which i am pretty sure is a sign from god if you know how to read signs and all. which i don't because when you turn onto oncoming traffic in the pouring rain it is actually one of the 12 big signs of illiteracy not to mention idiocy. other signs include slamming ( Read more... )

ps am i supposed to update my life because all i can give you are run-on sentences having to do with things like my band with annie called KAPOWSKI in which she plays beatles songs on the guitar and i sing lyrics about characters from saved by the bell. i am also now a rapper and wendy is my backup featured artist and our future hit single is ( Read more... )

i need to reformat my computer because i h8 spyware but this also means i need a zip drive so where can i borrow one do they have them at the library like good old nocca did or do i have to pay money to rent one from somewhere or does someone love me enough to lend it to me for an hour gosh what do i do what do i dooooooo ( Read more... )

"I know I haven't talked to you in six months, but dude I am still laughing at your misfortune."

Oh Kat, you always know how to make me swoon.

In other news, my new cell phone number is 251-0380. I still have yet to add everyone on my list so hook a nigga up, y'allz.

Alright, which one of you rednecks was the one that wished for snow on Christmas?

happy birthday to me, you guys!!