http://crizzazy.com

is still alive. and kickin. except kickin in the sense that i just put another "why are we still here?" note.

seriously. how did it revive? who is paying for it? and more importantly, can i use it to host my kewl mary-kate & ashley graphixxxx?

Dear fellow Americans ( Read more... )

You and I, my friends, are merely fishermen. We sit in the same boat and tell the same jokes and wait for the same fish to come back around, only so we can eat the same dinner each night and start the same routine the next day. Some are young, some are old, but that doesn't always make a difference because even the most experienced fisher can end ( Read more... )

I think if more homeless people took all that change to Taco Bell then they wouldn't be so hungry all the time. Granted, they would lack the amount of crack needed to get them by and would probably do something silly like collect beans in their liver, but it's just a small price to pay for the delicious and zesty taste of fine Mexican cuisine ( Read more... )

The only thing funnier than Elise having to drive my mother and I to the cemetary to do our traditional Halloween graveyard voodoo work after our car blew up is when my mom tells me not to tell my friends about it and I post it all over the internet.

Happy Halloween.

I passed my driver's test AND pre-ged test all in one day. Michael Jackson will officially be coming to kill us on Monday, according to el dado nuevo ( Read more... )

We are still getting applicants to fatuglyretard supwitdat ( Read more... )

FunkieTom: dude my coaches called me tom ass ( Read more... )

antarctican bat: how are you ( Read more... )

You sit in a desk that has been broken for years and flip through a book with problems you once learned in fifth grade. Over and over again teachers insult your intelligence by playing funny tricks and games with the numbers. "So I can say 9 + 2 = 10, right? Ah! See? Just making sure you're paying attention!" You groan inwardly to yourself ( Read more... )