why must i write crappy fishermen metaphors at 4am?

[lemonpie]

You and I, my friends, are merely fishermen. We sit in the same boat and tell the same jokes and wait for the same fish to come back around, only so we can eat the same dinner each night and start the same routine the next day. Some are young, some are old, but that doesn't always make a difference because even the most experienced fisher can end

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garth brooks had a similar metaphor once..and ernest hemingway

[maggitz]

"the new flannel patterns"

<3 <3 <3 <3

so is this part of the novel? I love it, so it is.

spectacular,stupendousness. <3 again.

i'll cap those bitches, ya heard?

[lemonpie]

we need to invest in flannel. i just reread this and realized it sounds like i am whining about not having a boyfriend and/or being a dyke. when really it's just a long way to say "where is the daughters of victims of michael jackson club?" as well as i suppose other things. that and i am a flannel wearing dyke.

i cant write novels because i delete everything with each passing paragraph. but if you steal it please feed me when im living under the overpass.

farts.

[akuro742]

this is the greatest, funniest, most raucous, most sexually voracious, and most potent fisherman metaphor i have ever heard.

its one of the most true things i've ever read, (yes, i read)

and one of the funniest things i've ever read.

it works because it knocked my asshole all around the around the room and to the gas station with laughter, then sobered me up and skullfucked me with a chainsaw of soberness.

this is good.

[lemonpie]

i was having such a horrible day and then i read this and farted all over my pants. i called your house to tell you the words that people tell others when celebrating that special day for living, but no one picked up and i am terrified of your mom. do you have a cell phone yet? BECAUSE I DOOOOOOOO 251-0380 nigga, check it. ps ilu<3