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lemonpie

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Oct 28, 2004 17:27

I passed my driver's test AND pre-ged test all in one day. Michael Jackson will officially be coming to kill us on Monday, according to el dado nuevo ( Read more... )

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stolenpicnic October 28 2004, 16:27:16 UTC

Congrats.

Hilary is bad for you. I've said it before. When will you learn?

My license says I'm under 21 which is NOT true.
I have another one from Texas that PLAINLY states I am 23. Duh.

I love guacomole and was very insulted by the doritos as they did not taste at all like guacamole.

I'm trying to be a french maid and appear in a student film on Halloween... but the costume is not comin together.

I will buy you drugs as long as you snort them off of my breasts.

lemonpie October 29 2004, 19:50:15 UTC

People keep offering me titties for my bday, especially those whom I've gotten nothing for when it was their birthday, what is up wit dat.

stolenpicnic October 30 2004, 16:48:18 UTC

hahahaha whaaaaaaaaaaat

frb October 29 2004, 01:39:32 UTC

congrats on passing your test.

Is that 600 lbs??? wow.
I`ve never actually known a real genuine bonafide super obese american teen before, they`ve only been figures that are rumoured to exist in the media.

lemonpie October 29 2004, 19:41:13 UTC

Thanks. I can't tell if you are being counter-sarcastic to my own 600lb joke. For the record, I am nowhere near 600lbs but if I ever do get that big, I will be sure to tell you first. The man who wrote out my license made a typo when he was copying from my state id, which says 140lbs.

I think it's because I'm not supporting Bush and he made it clear that he hated me for this reason. I expected to fail simply because he is just that republican.

frb November 2 2004, 08:59:29 UTC

I was being unsure of whether you were serious or not, but thinking there`s no way you could be 600lbs let alone get there inside a year since I last saw you. I decided that if you were as stupendously big as 600lbs there`s no point in doing anything other then showing astonishment for your superobeseity and freakyness in my comment. 140 lbs is 100lbs less then me and I`m hot these days.

got your present all picked out and whatnot windyfurd October 29 2004, 07:49:23 UTC

How 'bout guacamole served on my bod, all I wear being a stunning necklace and a santa claus hat in honor of the holiday season?

lemonpie October 29 2004, 19:49:31 UTC

Well this is enticing. Supply extra chips and I'm in.