Ok this might just be for Mike but I think anyone could appreciate these. I saw them at a store on Tawas and thought they were hilarious. My mom bought them (I hope as a joke).

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We have a shirt for kids at Old Navy that shows a picture of a pizza, then it has a greater than sign, then it has pictures of vegetables. Isn't that kind of sending the wrong message?

So, I got in my car to go to school on Monday and it wouldn't start. I thought my battery died, so we went to the auto shop and found out a squirrel or chipmunk or something has been eating the cords from the bottom of my car. It needs about $2,400 of repair to get it back to optimal condition. I need to find that animal and sue it for destruction ( Read more... )

I'm doing homework on a Saturday. What the hell is wrong with me?
By the way if you ever write a paper in college and the first sentence of your conclusion is, "In order to wrap something up you need to top it off," you shouldn't be in college.

In about 20 minutes I will have about 24 days until my last final. Wooo ( Read more... )

So, apparently they're going to close down the Detroit Zoo in less then a month.
What the hell?

So I just watched a show on the history channel about the "Doomsday Clock." It is honestly one of the stupidest things I have ever seen. A bunch of "scientists" move the arms on this clock every time they think the world is getting closer to nuclear war. These people are considered geniuses and get paid for doing this! They could leave the clock at ( Read more... )

look at my sweet ass pumpkin...

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Man/Woman, I can't wait until the fall, or autumn, or whatever you want to call it. It's the greatest season ever.

School's decent. The campus hippies keep sending me e-mail so I will go protest the war with them. I'm to lazy.

L.A lost power, haha. Bitches.

So, today, or actually yesterday was my last free day of summer, now it's work and college as far as I can see. Old Navy schedules me like none other because they are understaffed, so if anyone wants a job you will get hired. But man, when school starts this is not gonna fly.

Now I gotta go to bed so I can buy Weezer tickets in the morning. Good