Here's a poem for you kids,
Masturbation taught me
My left hand is different from my right hand
My right hand is the boss and gives orders
It wants the job done fast
My left hand is more ramantic
It wants me to enjoy every stroke
My left hand would light candles if my right hand would let it
My right hand is using me
My left hand is in love with me
My left
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