I can't believe it's not butter... and people still send me this shit

[lemonyo]

I just recieved the most hilarious chain letter that's ever slipped by G-mail's spam-blocking, indomitable force. But anyway, I'm still a little frightened of it's certainty, so just in case...

A 17 year old girl got online to find her mother online! So she decided to start a quick convo with her mom... which would forever scar her

Comments

[sourdoejak]

Or as I like to call it, Child Support.

[lemonyo]

baby hangers?

[sourdoejak]

Exactly!

[cattiecattie]

haha that's ridiculous.

it'd have been hilarious if she'd been using Yahoo's super webcam mode. it'd have frozen up on the juicy part fo sure

[lemonyo]

i wouldve strangled her, just so her daughter could slowly see her die and stare at her body as it slips into rigor mortis.

then again, that's just me though.

[lemonyo]

what's even more tragic is that the log expresses how they actually (tried to, at least) used proper grammar and punctuations. no one really talks like that on teh intranetz.

[anonymous]

so does that mean the dad killed her?...i'm confused!, that was sad

[lemonyo]

no it means that the father was having sexual affairs with the ice pick, and it was jealous

[lindseysch]

Hahaha

niiiice....

[earthensky]

best.icon.ever.

[juno2023]

man, that ice pick is psycho. i remember he started calling me one night, just breathing into the phone, then hanging up-- then i saw him across the street staring at me. weird...

talking about the ice pick like this reminds me of mr. hat to mr. garrison...

[lemonyo]

how do u know it's a he?