i'm going to fail out because i never learned how to pretentiously pull things out of my ass and feed them as fact. i don't know how to have no idea what i'm saying and blow you away and make you question your worth by the garbage that flows from my mouth. i wish i could be an unintelligent dbag... i mean nozzle.

so the neighbors finally got into a fight last night. my very first fight as their neighbor. I was so relieved, I'm not evil but I was just saying the other day that if they do not get into a fight or go out on a date I'm going to explode. All they do is screw and I was thinking that maybe she is trying to trick this guy into marriage by acting ( Read more... )

i'd like to make you cry. i would. it'd just be nice knowing i could.

old:

Even now
when we sit in this room
silently studying on opposite sides
I have to pick up my own thrown pens.
A ploy for your attention: failed.
Flirting will not do now in this foreign room
as we drift apart
you flourishing
I floundering

noone even knew i existed.

The Pennsylvania accent is most definitely my least favorite language. I cannot stand Pennsylvania accents and here at tcnj they are extremely prevalent. The accent has insidiously made it across the border and although it can be heard in western NJ it is still a PA accent. The remaining 40% of students that didn't graduate nwr all have the accent ( Read more... )

I have this sneaking suspicion that the tenants upstairs are attempting to hump a hole through the ceiling into my kitchen. Much like digging a hole to China.

Of a Picture Circa '86 Poolside ( Read more... )

Bull shit! That's what all this nonsense about Dick Cheney is. "Why wasn't the public informed sooner!?" Okay if every time Dick Cheney hiccups anthrax is released from his uvula then yes people should be alerted. If Dick Cheney is raping smurfs then by all means plaster it across the news. If Dick Cheney's farts have been responsible for every ( Read more... )

i think in my photo i look like a person that has unicorn posters in their bedroom ( Read more... )

Recent paparazzi snappings have garnered shots of Britney Spears holding her baby in her lap with one hand while driving the car with her other. The baby was sitting in her lap in the front seat I do not know if it would have improved the situation if she had been wearing a seat belt. Aside from the fact that I think all women should have their ( Read more... )