Two grey elephants balancing
Step by step on a piece of string
They thought it was such a wonderful stunt
That they called for another
Elephant.

One grey elephant balancing
Step by step on a piece of string
They thought it was such a wonderful stunt
That they called for another
Elephant.

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Life is fucked and I dont wanna do it any more.

I'm actually more depressed right now than I have ever been before, most people dont know that. But it's funny, the people I have told, literally do not care. My favourite response? (from my boyfriend) "So what? Get over it."

Nice... I feel the love.

I was gonna have a rant but I cant be fucked so I copy and pasted an earlier rant from msn ( Read more... )

I dont care what anyone else says:

Perth > Melbourne

Simple as that.

So, Ritchie and I are now officially on a break. I'm not looking forward to being away from him but it is, unfortunately, rather neccessary. I'm taking time to be by myself, figure out what I love to do and to spend time doing it. Unfortunately, due to my keeping of bizarre hours it's pretty hard to actually put this wonderful plan of self ( Read more... )

Last night was possibly one of the worst nights of my life. But some other people who I like had a really good night so I guess it evens out.

I'm feeling pretty emotionally drained so I might sort of bow out of life a bit for a while. I'll still be on MSN sometimes but I probably wont be up for phone conversations or hanging out for some time.

I'm sitting here smoking and drinking and playing solitaire while an incredibly hot, nekked man is asleep in my bed. Life is awsome!
(No, smoking inside is not my new thing. My aunty and uncle, who are over from Melbournia have mum's room so she's asleep downstairs, hence no front door access...although smoking inside does have it's merits!)

Why is being nocturnal shit now that I dont have a Kia to be nocturnal with me?
COME BACK NOCTURNAL KIA!

P.S. Togas and Oscar Wilde aren't the same without you!