i really, REALLY fucking hate people who call me and when I answer with a "Hello?" they have the nerve to say "Who is this?"

HELLO FUCKER, YOU CALLED ME FIRST. DON'T FUCKING CALL ME AND ASK ME WHO I AM. That pisses me off ( Read more... )

I love Liv. And her posts. They are so fucking great. And they make sense.

Filming is almost over. Thank God. ITs so fucking hot. although i think its hella funny how liv's stuck in france in 110 degree heat. ahhahahahahahah. :D

god I need to get laid. >:O Liv hook me up with your friends, how about Chrissy? :D

god i needed to update this shit. damn. so i was in mexico visiting Liv, then she and my White Trash homie left. so i was stuck alone in mexico with Depp & Bloom, hell no. i went back before i strangled one of his childrenfilming is going good. everything's on time, which means the sooner it's done the sooner i can get my ass out of here. god. i ( Read more... )

I'm bored. So I'm going to go to Mexico, and spend some time with Liv. I think we will go bar hopping. heheheh Hmmmmm... Tacos and margarita's. MMMMMMM... So I think I'm gonna go, cause my plane leaves soon. Oh, and Liv you'd better what a tequila shot ready for me at the airport.

So apparently I'm going to Australia. To film. So don't miss me too much ( Read more... )

I got the POTC xBox game, cuz I have to support my best friend and all, anyway, it is too fucking tight, anyway, everytime you die, well, as Orlando dies, in the corner a red X goes over one of his heads! Ahahaha i love it ( Read more... )

so apparently i've been sitting on a plane for the last 11 hours to be Orlando's best man and damn it, my fucking suitcase got lost. HOW HARD IS IT TO PUT A SUITCASE ON A PLANE?! i mean really, IT'S NOT A FUCKING SCIENCE EQUATION PEOPLE! anyway, I'm in charge of the entertainment. muahahhahaaha. So now I have three things to do ( Read more... )

not everyone can be as pimp as me and mah twin.