the second-to-the-last time I will recount this story

[leolit]

So, I stabbed myself in my thumb with the end of my knife which resulted in a 1/4-inch puncture wound that somehow landed me in the emergency room

Comments

[tarantula_hair]

any day where firemen take your clothes off is a day well spent.

ps.
i have a feeling you dont love me anymore.

[leolit]

I still love you.

We've just put each other on the back burner, that's all.

Maybe we should actually talk about it instead of this.

[knishyfishy]

you can't possibly die before my intervention