I haven't been a blogger since March 30, 2006.  That's a really long time.

Sounds like a new year resolution to me.

Having a hopelessly slow laptop isn't as bad as it's sounds. A slow laptop is better than no laptop at all, besides, while I'm waiting for programs to load, I can use it to keep my feet warm.

Too bad I had to get Bronchitis to discover this.

I hate this week.

It's my 21st birthday
I have a little black dress,
killer earings,
a shiner,
a hacking cough
and
it's raining.

Happy Fucking Birthday to Me.

Stupid kitchen injury no. 5:

the shiner compliments my green eyes perfectly.

Yesterday was a fucking adventure ( Read more... )

I might be trading my brother my remaining vicodin for his valium.

It's almost like we're kids again, swapping halloween candy.

So, I stabbed myself in my thumb with the end of my knife which resulted in a 1/4-inch puncture wound that somehow landed me in the emergency room ( Read more... )

Dangerous levels of procrastination need not hinder me. I have completed my term paper on Post-WWII cuisine in America at the reasonable hour of 2 am (having started around 11:30) and I'd say that's rather remarkable ( Read more... )

Would you get a look at this ( Read more... )

I had my wisdom teeth pulled today ( Read more... )