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Despite checking my friends page daily, I have apparently forgotten that there is an "update" button in here somewhere, and that content in LJ needs to in fact be manually typed in by meatspace persons such as myself. Now that I no longer think in terms of academic semesters and am living the working life, it feels like time goes by exponentially ( Read more... )

Why did I allow my wife to bring World of Warcraft into this house? Now we're both going to die of starvation as our apartment burns down, all of which we fail to notice because we're busy fighting the flatland cougars of Mulgore.

FUCK!

A little while before I left MA, I serviced my car at the local Honda dealership. I did a few maintenance things and also the whole oil service, after which they put a little reminder sticker in the corner of your windshield telling you when you need to change the oil next. Mine says: "Next service date is 05/15/08 or mileage 86,356" meaning that I ( Read more... )

My Gmail is trying to reveal my true nature to me:


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I had a dream that John Goodman moved into my apartment and would not leave.

Enough said.


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So I started my new microbiology lab monkey job yesterday. It was a decent first day, except the lab closed early on account of the increasing snow cover. I spent most of the day watching orientation videos and reading SOPs, but also got to explore the facility a bit and oh my god it is NORMAL. I'm sorry, but after spending a month in the cave that ( Read more... )

I suck for not updating more often, I know. Feel free to chastise! It just seems like I'm too tired or busy or just blah to sit down and type up an entry whenever I do have the time. This is likely because my workplace gets more time to enjoy me than my wife does these days ( Read more... )

I now officially fucking hate particle board furniture, because over the past few days I've assembled more than enough of it and bitched all there is to bitch about poorly machined parts and non-matching holes. But what can you do? It's cheap, and it'll get the job done. Unless it falls apart in a few months. Which I'm sure it will ( Read more... )