Because no act of brutality should go unrewardedex_revolutem972October 6 2006, 03:17:19 UTC
I, personally, will have the militant Peruvian peasnats at my comamnd recite this piece as an oath to the creation and sustenance of my 'Empire Of Calamity', while I sit back, in a white straw hat, a banana shirt, and a bottle of rum, chewing a coca leaf, and smiling paternally over all that I survey, as I tell the American tabloid journalist I keep in a cage 'You're a grocery clerk, sent to collect on a bill...'.
The rewards of brutality.leondacterOctober 7 2006, 09:25:13 UTC
A sort of South American "Heart of Darkness" you've got going there. With some Coppola thrown in, spiced with Brando and Dennis Hopper. A retake on a retake.
Good luck with the peasants. I think even they will find my verse full of uncalled for lilting and whimsy. Maybe the tabloid hack will like it. So, were you the one who voted to "halve" all my babies? I apologize that the bit about Peruvian despotism with rum and coca leaf and the rag artist-in-a-cage wasn't one of the options, but I had to selectively spread my survey out to include as many people as possible, and to try to accomodate as many awful responses as I could.
I always include the baby options to, you know, gauge my sex appeal.
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I, personally, will have the militant Peruvian peasnats at my comamnd recite this piece as an oath to the creation and sustenance of my 'Empire Of Calamity', while I sit back, in a white straw hat, a banana shirt, and a bottle of rum, chewing a coca leaf, and smiling paternally over all that I survey, as I tell the American tabloid journalist I keep in a cage 'You're a grocery clerk, sent to collect on a bill...'.
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Good luck with the peasants. I think even they will find my verse full of uncalled for lilting and whimsy. Maybe the tabloid hack will like it. So, were you the one who voted to "halve" all my babies? I apologize that the bit about Peruvian despotism with rum and coca leaf and the rag artist-in-a-cage wasn't one of the options, but I had to selectively spread my survey out to include as many people as possible, and to try to accomodate as many awful responses as I could.
I always include the baby options to, you know, gauge my sex appeal.
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