Read this out loud, so I can noncupate to you all some important news. I drank an entire 1 litre Tesco Banana & Strawberry Fruit Smoothie today. I know it doesn't sound like much, but those things are really filling. You have to understand that it's not the litre that makes this profound, but inspection of the bottle reveals that it contains no ( Read more... )

My internet is working again.

The flight log shall continue soon. I need to sort things out first.

Its Birthday. Give me one pound.

Never mind, flat in-joke.

Meanwhile, the journey across the US in FS2004 continues...

Parowan, 4:45pm: I decided to switch planes again, perhaps from the scary landing incident with the learjet (although it turned out the autopilot didn't let go of the throttle control and that I'd gone in at full speed, so it ( Read more... )

Allow me to explain. I recently began a virtual quest to journey from Catalina Island (California) back to the UK (Manchester International) on Flight Simulator 2004, taking however long it takes in steps, allowing myself to change aircraft as I go (but only at an airport). Also, I'll be using the Real Weather feature that gets local weather from ( Read more... )

I made a mortal cooking error last night. I flipped my QuicheYes, you read right. I flipped it ( Read more... )

Excuse me just a sec, stop right there.
Can I have a moment of your time...?

...

Thankyou.

Centuries aren't very long after the third one. Sometimes I go hang out with the streetlamps; they change slow, like the trees. They live at this pace. They awake with dusk and go to sleep at the sunrise. It's not exceptional; being nocturnal is something you just do when you have to. I remember when they built that street. The workers were a rowdy ( Read more... )

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I have this theory that if I had a car from the future that drove itself, with an internet connection and a laptop so I could type livejournal entries as I am driving somewhere (okay, this is a stretched theory, but shut up), I would have literally hundreds of entries in this thing about stuff that pisses me off while driving. As I drive, I dwell ( Read more... )

Argh. I am really quite annoyed with life in general at the moment.

You know when you're having 'one of those days'? All that can go wrong will go wrong?

Well I'm having one of those weeks. And I'm bloody sick of it. RAAAAAAAR