General asshats
Circle I Limbo

jim morrison
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

emanuel lewis
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

dee witt
Circle IV Rolling Weights

jon and kate
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

NAMBLA Members, george foreman, all of them
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

emo boys
Circle VII Burning Sands

octamom
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i am a ghost in my own house. i haunt the corners and the dark walls. make noises, i whimper and i waste time. i'm awake in the dark, asleep in the light.

muwahaha hizzah. i am 18 finally. after waiting for 18 years to be 18, i am now at the point where i have become 18. now what am i going to do with this power? probably just cum someone's eyes out with a lazer gun, or some kind of equivalent. i am definitely going to eat all of the gummy bears that were bestowed upon me. i'm probably going to buy ( Read more... )

oh god let me go back ( Read more... )

were you talking to me? you know who you are.

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electric barbarilla??????? what the fauoisbhe!?

i have decided that dee-zilla tha wombat killa, is my new street name, so if you want the stuff, i'm your man. i am telling you. i am ghetto fabulous up in my hood.

fo shit.

i am home from tucson. while i was there i experienced karaoke, a zoo, mr and mrs. smith, kill bill 2, and trying to find i heart huckabees after 10 in tucson, which never happened. i also played scrabble for the first time and went swimming in a pool that might as well have been a lake. i will never survive living on my own, i need fruit and ( Read more... )

the most satisfying part of my day is the drive home. it was 6:40 something yesterday and i was at the part where the road goes into the oak tree forest and the sun was brushing its teeth and getting ready for bed and i was searching through the jungle that has become my car for my sunglasses and i finally realized that i was sitting as them, and ( Read more... )

hmm. i am extremely tired. my body feels like a crispy dried leaf. this morning i went to corey's house to say good bye to him. he was half naked, he gave me a bouquet of flowers and a cd. i feel like a poon, a very tired, worn out, stretched out poon. ew. a rubbery one. a yellow rubbery one, its asian okay. i don't know. they're having that sale ( Read more... )