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[lepetitrouge]

I bring to you, dear readers, the story of the Best Line Ever

Comments

[fathergander]

I fail to see any inherent humour herein.

[lepetitrouge]

Yeah, you've been having trouble with anything but 'crotchety' lately, huh?

[fathergander]

Crotchety is very in for Spring.

[lepetitrouge]

So you're just ahead of the trend?

[swannish]

Think he actually scored with that line, or it was just spur-of-the-moment spun shit?

[lepetitrouge]

Who knows. Maybe if somebody really wanted opium? I was gonna tell him he would've gotten farther if he just promised video games, but probs not good to encourage some guys.

(PS, Nate/McLovin', can I get one last dose of that game where you wave the remote around like you're having a seizure before I go on this HORRIBLE CAMPING TRIP OF DOOM? kthx)

[swannish]

Yeah, but opium's not even good. 'Hi, ridiculously addictive and a thing Chinese old guys smoked in pipes'. Lame.

If he were offering free crack, he'd probably have had a fuckload more interest.

[lepetitrouge]

He was sort of hipster looking. It doesn't surprise me - he wanted to be special. Or at least classier than pot.

Yeah, but how well can you play video games on crack?