Urbandictionary.com is nice. It has words like "firebox" and "evoid." Or this gem, which I shall use in a sentence:

"Gosh, whenever Andrew gets bored, he sits on line for hours mapturbating! How sad is that?"
And it's true. :P

Alas, the reign of Big Bertha has ended...

But her cult lives on!!

Seriously, I can't believe they actually had to debate the veracity of that article. It was pretty hoax-y. But kudos to those guys for actually bothering to research it.

It seems I should update, though I'm not sure what on. Been doing more urban exploration-y activities as of late. Sunday was pretty prolific in that respect. I actually got some cute cups and saucers from one house-- and a big tin peacock. Flannery O'Connor would be proud. Though cynical. ;) It's going to get made over with some car paint and ( Read more... )

Little Richard is gay????????????????? I've been disillusioned.

Daddy's so funny sometimes.

I WANT YOUR TOES
I like your toes, so fine
I wish your toes were mine
We would play in the sand
maybe hold toe-hands
and we would be just fne.
I wish your toes were mine
so subtle- such a design
Your toes are cute
not like a brute's
I wish your toes were mine.Wow. That poem realllly sucks. I found it on soundgirl.com. I was going to bid on a ( Read more... )

Alas, Melody is gone to Florida with Jen, and I won't be seeing either of them for 3-4 months. It was odd last night, not having to leave the window open for the kitty, and this morning, not hearing her railing for food or petting or trying to weasel into my closet. It wasn't empty-nest syndrome, but there was a definite sense of 'Bummer, my roomie ( Read more... )

This is just weird.

Hm. Now back to work. Concentrating on the desk. The grainy whorls in the wood. Yes. Yesssss. *snore*

This is too funny. I'm going to hell for abusing Wikipedia. Search for 'Thomasville, Georgia,' and you'll find a Sassy Mae Jones listed under 'Famous People.' Man. I had fun. I'm gonna get busted and it's gonna get taken down, but whatever. Mokes and I had a grand ole time.

Here's a direct link.

Darn. Caitlin beat me to it. Oh well. A gift is forthcoming, when I can think of something to get you aside from a $50 DVD box set. And I'm afraid of mailing cakes to people ( Read more... )

Today was very up-and-down. Went to student health services to discover my head's full of fluids in various cavities. So what do I get? Robitussin and generic Sudafed, of course. At least they didn't give me their special throat-numbing elixir (gunk I personally think is skimmed off the River Styx) or Guaifinex. And Dr. Stephanie recognizes me now ( Read more... )