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[lertulo]

My wife is sick of hearing about these, but I can't stop laughing. I stumbled across this site earlier, and have selected some of my favorites for your reading enjoyment:

• The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
  
  
• Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all

Comments

[ex_sonjaaa]

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

[jackiejj]

Chuck Norris has only one hand: the upper hand.

[jackiejj]

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.