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do you want me to wish you unwell?

I also don't get how the most annoying girls on earth have boyfriends. all the stereotypes of an idiot female applies to them such as can't do anything and can't shut the fuck up. it must be the sex that's holding it down. and how long does sex with one person last anyway? smh.

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I internally punched myself around 12:18AM because I thought Friday was your birthday and I forgot to call and say "close your legs I can smell you all the way from boston!!!" :[ but now that I see the date on the computer screen I realize I am right on schedule!!! yayyy no more getting kicked out of the clubs for underaged drinking and not giving ( Read more... )

I'm wearing this vest that I love and my family hates. well janet hates it. and mark called me a lumberjack. so did batman. I was offered to be taken shopping twice. I declined. shit I need a man that I can feel this way about!! no matter what anyone says, I LOVE HIM<3... which reminds me of a boyfriend I had and I liked him at first. then I ( Read more... )

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I realize I can be boring. I haven't found myself yet. I haven't lived my life how I want to yet. damn that sounds sad. I let school get in the way, I let my parents get in the way, I let my job get in the way...you know always wanting to be responsible...but I'm really not. anyway, I just really want it to be warm so I can switch out of winter ( Read more... )

it's day two in the year 2-5...

and I am feeling gangster.

I hate guys who say, "my voicemail is funny you should check it out" so I can be like "oh, what's your number?" cus NO I DON'T WANT YOUR NUMBER YAH DAMN TOMATO STUFFED WITH GUACAMOLE.




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