Obama won, wow.  He sure as hell better make some change now.

Anyone else familiar with this form of dance? I was recently introduced to it. The movement, lighting, and expressions are haunting to say the least. Definitely inspiring ( Read more... )

Everyone please go here and vote for Saprophilous! Please! The one with the horse.

Because I was fired from work due to a joke ( Read more... )

So after cashing my check today I went to the mall to buy a new outfit (its nice having a new wardrobe) I bought an awesome hoodie with skulls and other artsy bullshit designs on it ( Read more... )

I had two teeth pulled on Saturday. They that too pull one out in front on my wisdom tooth to reach the wisdom tooth because my jaw is on wrong, and was swollen. Why didnt anyone tell me having your teeth pulled was so fun and pleasurable ( Read more... )

Whenever I work on a new machine at work, I imagine how it could explode and kill me with shrapnel. Or horribly disfigure me in some other way. There a lot of ugly and genetically unfortunate people that work with me. This one got smart with me and I imagined how I could stick her hand under a drill press and stab it multiple times. After hours ( Read more... )

Did the from hell part scare or shock you? I am sorry, I must learn to be more subtle ( Read more... )

I am away for a couple of days and come back to see everyones LJ`s swelling with grief. When did the the axis shift ( Read more... )

Bet your ass, get the cash, vette to crash, fret the rash, dodge the draft in a sauny bath, wanna laugh, heres a sonograph.

YOU LIKE SUPER JAIL? HOW BOUT MALICE IN WONDERLAND? LIKE CRAZY LSD GOOFY SHIT? WELL COME ON DOWN PARTNER!





P.S.

COWBOY UP FUCKERS. CRAZED-DRUNKEN-GOLD-MINER HAS ARRIVED.


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