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✓ I miss somebody right now.  (Really wish I didn't.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books.

✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games.
✓ I've tried marijuana.

✓ I've watched porn movies.  (I giggle.)
✓ I have been the psycho-ex ( Read more... )

They say that every person on earth has an average of 27 repeating thoughts that recycle through their mind daily. These thoughts progress through age, but still fluctuate around 27. 13 of these thoughts, for the average 22 year old male, are of sex or pertain to sexuality in some way. Now, these thoughts don't include the typical "yes" and "no" ( Read more... )

Now, old people just seem to absolutely love me. They're always telling me what a sweet young man I am and how their incredibly ugly granddaughter wants me to bang them or something. Now, I don't mind it, nor do I mind being made cookies every other day with tons of hair smashed into them. I don't mind it one bit, because while they're happily ( Read more... )

I am made of pages, paragraphs and inspirations. My word is my weapon, killing the voices inside my head. A narcissistic ritual of pain onto paper, outlet for the weak, as the pen feather tickles my nose, relaxing my brain, and destroying my intention. A socially acceptable suicide, blowing my brains into the ending of a perfect poem ( Read more... )

If I could sing you a song ( Read more... )

So I haven't updated here as much as I'd like to or actually talked to any of my friends lately. So I figured it's time for an update for all of the six people that actually read this. To summarize ( Read more... )

Every so often, perhaps not all the time, but often enough to make me suspicious, we come across an invention so evil, so unpropitious, malevolent, malicious, atrocious, and destructive that I need to describe it with really weird terms that I'd never actually use at any point in my entire life. Sure, some of them may seem harmless enough, some of ( Read more... )

So I bet you've asked yourself lately; "When am I being outsourced?" Well with the gas prices rising, tax rates hiking, and all the other things that have nothing to do with giving your job to illegal aliens, homeless people, failed childhood actors, and a delightfuly monotone guy from India, the answer is: soon. So that in turn begs the question ( Read more... )

So I've made the move from Myspace to Livejournal. I'm still trying to figure this site out, and I'm not entirely sure I know what the hell I'm doing, but at least I figured out how to add an entry. Although I'd like to make a long, overly dramatic entry gloating about my ability to make an entry, I'll resist. I suppose starting with who the hell I ( Read more... )

You hold me in your arms, whisper in my ear, words only my heart can grasp, of things I will never forget. Your mind is beautiful; I trust everything spoken, because I'm able to trust you after all other trust is gone. My eyes are open to you, by you, and I no longer reflect on the reminder that you are not real. You see what I do not show, you ( Read more... )