NUCLEAR WAR ON AN ATLANTA DANCE FLOOR

[lessthanhammy]

SON. OF. A. BITCH

Comments

[complicatedness]

you're knitting now?!?

[lessthanhammy]

it's an expression.

[crzyne131]

are you friends with anyone who is 21 or older that would be willing to let you borrow their id for the night? assuming that you half-way resemble their picture...

[angularvelocity]

4) I go with you, and if things don't go to plan, we throw some weight around. I'm not going into details but let's just say that Chuck Norris knows to keep his hands off my moustache. oh how well he knows.

[simulatedworld]

He may not touch your moustache with his hands, but he'll sure as hell roundhouse kick your entire face with his burning feet of fury the next time you imply that he possesses any manner of weakness.

[lessthanhammy]

chuck norris is dead. kurt will be fine.

http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/

[simulatedworld]

I'd go with the fake, honestly...or try to take rene's suggestion...if you already knew someone at the earl the 2nd option might work, but it'd look a little suspicious this late in the game.

[lessthanhammy]

i have agents, allies, and minions all searching for people who are friendly with the EARL. in the mean time, i'm trying to find someone who resembles me and is 21, but unfortunately most people who resemble me are 16.

[brotha60]

Maybe if you're accompanied by an adult??? Like the movie theatres do??? However, that "adult" may get shitfaced, and you'll be the D.D., but atleast you'll have a big smile on your face from seeing your favorite band. And a big, black X on your either hand--9 MONTHS, dude!

[lessthanhammy]

2 points for thinking outside the box, but no, that won't work.