Carlene is coming to visit!

I mean... She is actually seriously really going to visit. She has tickets and everything.

I am PSYCH!ed.

I woke up with bizarre dreams of a terrible grade school marching band, a toe-headed little brat whose hair I painted black and Sophia from the Golden Girls delicately courting Marilyn Manson on the deck of a prepossessing hotel pool deck backdropped by a city wrapped in fog. I was shopping in a Generic Home and Garden Store, examing discount ( Read more... )

They're making A Prarie Home Companion movie.

Tom Waits is going to be in it.

I ate a lot of fruits and vegetables, today.

Word.

I'm conflicted as to what coffee does or does not do positively for my body.

There are a bunch of smelly people sleeping in my yard.

I also don't know what tapioca is in actuality, beyond it being squishy and me liking it.

Edit: Tapioca is basically a root starch derived from the cassava, or yuca plant, originally harvested by the Mayans.

Our house is incredibly dirty, but I'm allergic to the fucking natural flea powder that we sell at Mud Bay, so I can't do anything without stirring up a lot of dust and dying. ERR ( Read more... )

Since I'm planning the city move...

San Francisco is not on my list... Too outgoing.

Norwegians don't need to talk all that much. They know what's up.

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I am not good at taking care of myself, although I did get a haircut for slightly less than one hundred dollars while we were in the city in the most stereotypical fashion I could possibly create from a gay male hairdresser in the Castro district at a salon called "Isa's" and pronounced "Eesa's". Hot damn ( Read more... )

Oynx was given away by his owner because he couldn't handle two days of him ( Read more... )

Unless I go to the emergency room or urgent care, I can't get anything covered by my insurance.

Tahnee and my rabbit had four babies on the 6th. They look like baby hippos and squirm when I pick them up. Oynx went home and there will be significantly less purged matter all over the house.