I'm beginning to think that a lot of people enjoy being able to say they're depressed. It conjures up such wonderful black and white photo romantic sadness, kind of like that My Immortal video by Evanescence. People get too in love with the idea of their own tragedy and fuck themselves up to monumental levels that could have been avoided with a bit ( Read more... )

Well hello my pretty organics. Hope we all had fun on new years, and have made countless resolutions that we know that we wont stick to but hey, Christmas and New Years are gone, and with them our optimisim. That's the law by the way ( Read more... )

So yeah, tis zee Christmas tomorrow. You think, wretched peon, that I will say how much I hate Christmas and how I wish death to all them laughing chubby elves. I know your mind. And you would be wrong, aforementioned frolicking peon child, because Christmas is, in fact, rather awesome ( Read more... )

Ok so I had this idea ( Read more... )

Hmm, had one really wierd/bad day, despite the lack of anything bad really happening. Just one of those days where everyone and everything seems to irritate you a little more than usual and so on. Ah well, life goes on, to the enjoyment of many, including myself ( Read more... )

So yeah, I'm sitting here, having just finished my coursework, marking the end of two weeks of exams and essays and uhh...disequilibrium. Sort of alliteration is good. Annnnnnnyway, I thought, as the fans of my livejournal (Hannah the Figg) have been bothering me and pelting me with stones to update, I would, despite not yet knowing what to update ( Read more... )

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||| 30% Stability |||||| 30% Orderliness |||||||||||| 46% Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56% Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56% Intellectual |||||||||||| 43% Mystical |||||||||||| 50% Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70% Religious |||||||||||||||| 63% Hedonism |||||| 23% ( Read more... )

Well it would appear that the world has changed immesurably in my absence from the journal of life. Sounds like a film. I like films. Toddler-like writing aside, I have been asked countless times to those that have engaged in contemporary friend making methods with me to update, despite knowing all I ever do is whinge about TV or make semi-sensical ( Read more... )

If I hear the term "I'm gonna (insert threat here)" one more time, I am going to take some sort of advanced death weapon, and mutilate the offender, while threatening them, then backing it up. I am so sick of hearing it. Mindless threats thrown about at people, people carrying weapons because they wind themselves up into a hysteria. And for what? ( Read more... )

I suppose I should have updated quite some time ago, to keep that one person who reads this (and has all the merchandise associated with this brand of livejournalism, including the novelty airhorn of which there are only seven in the world) happy, but I haven't had much to write about. There is nothing particularly thrilling in the squid filled ( Read more... )