It starts slowly...the skies darken unnaturally, and storm clouds gather. The skies slowly turn to red and lightning begins to streak down, striking buildings, the first signs of something great and terrible coming. Then, without warning, the skies split asunder and a swirling vortex opens. At first, the humans think that it is some messenger from ( Read more... )

Greetings and good eve. I would like, before I delve into any mighty power of super journal that I possess, to take the time to dedicate this entry to two people, under pain of death from Lauren. They are Rosie and Shona, and they are mighty. How mighty you ask? Well, imagine He-Man having a child with She-Hulk. It's convenient they have He and She ( Read more... )

And so, I return, and apparently nothing has changed, for better or worse. I could be wrong, but I'm not interested enough to go into technicalities and things...I'd prefer to just sit here and think about steel cage matches between a squid and Schwarznegger. That'd be quality entertainment, believe me ( Read more... )

To do a complete flip from my last entry, today I feel pretty damn fucking good, I would like to thank the mighty Hannah Figg for telling me to be positive. I would also like to thank chocolate, which I found, if consumed by myself at a party, will make me have more fun (who needs alcohol eh?). I went to a party tonight, was nice etc etc ( Read more... )

God damn. I am in need of some sort of cheering up beating or something. If anyone feels like kicking the shit out of me in order to snap me out of this, it would be greatly appreciated. I'd even let you keep the teeth you break. Bonus, no ( Read more... )

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Trying to make an effort to update a bit more...yeah. Really not feeling that good right now, just having one of those fantastic times you have when you're in a bad mood and something makes it worse, thereby leaving you in the mood for blowing up a whole bus load of cute things...like babies in kitten suits. Fuckin' babies, lording their high ( Read more... )

So here I am, back again, chewing on my headphones, plotting the downfall of the free world, umm...doing other stuff that most people skip ahead of until they get to the stuff that makes them go "QUACKY QUACKY BZOING!" (bet that got your attention yes? Now you have to go back and read the hilarious events that lead up to the creation of said word/ ( Read more... )

Ok, not much to say, battling the Communist-Nazis at the moment from the privacy of my orbital death laser control room, so I'll have to keep this relatively quick ( Read more... )

This is interesting. I've actually noticed I only update my journal while in a bad mood, and occasionally, words that I say make people think I'm intelligent and so on. Do not believe this Satanic lie, it'll be the end of you ( Read more... )