welcome to scenic nova scotia. home of the sea, many very tall, very impressive rocks, and the meanest moon-struck drunks you'll ever, ever meet. having mostly forgotten the horrors of growing up in springhill, a community noted for three things (read: anne murry, coal, and a thriving cocaine trafficking ring.), i was prepared to settle into my ( Read more... )

Bring The Red Elvises to eastern canada post-fucking-haste.

Holy fuck.
Castro is no longer in power in Cuba.

Easiest way to score a four day weekend, with no effort: be blamed for something that never happened.

It shouldn't matter if you're pro-choice or pro-life, nobody has the right to make those choices for you ( Read more... )

"The surf was high and I felt a combination of fear and eagerness as I took off my clothes and walked toward it. In the backlash of a huge wave I plunged and let it suck me out to sea. Moments later I was hurtling back towards the beach on top of a long white breaker that carried me along like a torpedo. Then it spun me around like a dead fish ( Read more... )

lately, my head is sometimes filled with the strangest sensation. sort of a humming, buzzing, crawling, twisting, writhing, chaotic clusterfuck of indistinct thought. it's like my brain is filled with tiny thought-bees, really. millions. trillions, even. at first, i was fairly sure it was just fatigue, or burnout, or a tumor, an aneurism, or ( Read more... )

IT FEELS LIKE THERE'S AN ARMY OF GILBERT GOTTFRIEDS IN MY HEAD.

Listen to Tiddsey.

Vote ANYTHING but conservative. Seriously.
Then again, it's not like your options are that great anyway.

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