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I can internet parade with the best of them ( Read more... )

I wish I were sixteen again ( Read more... )

I've forgotten who I am supposed to be ( Read more... )

I can't believe I've found you.
I've been waiting for you forever.
You meet my needs in a way that nothing else ever has.
I just want to show my appreciation for you in my life.

Happy Valentine's day Hoovy.

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Is it really neccessary to burst into song at the top of your lungs every afternoon ( Read more... )

~I love the Britney Spears song Toxic
~Also the Kid Rock/ Sheryl Crow duet
~I have deep lust and longing for John Stewart
~I find Anna Nicole Smith very attractive
~I watch America's Next Top Model religiously
~Sometimes I think it would be cool to be a stripper

Sometimes I feel like I'm going to explode from all of the love I have inside of me.

I swear I will burst open if I don't scream or sing or spin around really fast. Squeezing also works well.

Sometimes I look at Sean, and I love him so much that I can't stand it, so I jump on top of him and squeeze him as hard as I can ( Read more... )

The people have spoken, and the people love me!
And I love them!

So I'm back.

Let's all celebrate by getting naked.

I'd like to give a long detailed explanation of what I've been doing with all my time, but a picture's worth a thousand words.

Meet Claire.

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