I love French wine.
I adore French cheese.
French kissing is one of my favorite things evah!

But I HATE French films.

I vowed after seeing Fat Girl (Ma Soeur in French) that I would never ever see another French film again. It is really the most horrible painful movie ever made. Interested in seeing pre-teens being sexually abused? How about the ( Read more... )

I just freaked out on my lunch break ( Read more... )

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The alarm goes off at 9 a.m.
I give him a snuggle and tell him that he better wake up this minute or he's going to be late ( Read more... )

I am a giant head floating in the middle of the page.


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I have taken to saying "KTHNXBYE" in daily conversation.
I blame YOU!
I manage to annoy pretty much everyone (including myself) except for Sean.

He thinks it's fucking hysterical.

Ex. Sean: "Tish, take a right. You're going the wrong way down a one way street ( Read more... )

I bought this.

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Lets recap.
It's been awhile since I talked about my lez friends.

My best friend is named Tish. She is a lesbian, or as I like to call her "a big lez".
I introduced Tish to my friend Marcia, that I used to know from church the cult. Marcia was sweet and innocent...a virgin and everything ( Read more... )

I keep looking for reasons to call in to work, and then I come in anyway ( Read more... )

( John Cusack is a God )