date with the most beautiful girl ive ever seen in my life- check ( Read more... )

"Some people think because they're stronger or meaner, they can push you around. But it's only true if you let it be. The world is what you make of it...He can't hurt me if he's dead ( Read more... )

when i started working in DC, i was excited. i had dreams of becoming one of those special people. one of those proud and select few that could, in fact, navigate the District of Columbia. i hoped to one day be able to say things like "Please, if you can count, theres absolutely no way to get lost in DC" but the more i drive to DC, the more i think ( Read more... )

"this attack was obviously carried out by ninjas ( Read more... )

yesterday i was feeling so abandoned and alone and scared and sad ( Read more... )

honestly, the funniest thing ive seen on SNL in the last few years. really, i cried. if you dont laugh, you dont deserve to watch it, much less be my friend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=zLElfJ9YCh0

a year ago i was 17 and my biggest concern was how to balance aloniz with rp ( Read more... )

terrible, TERRIBLE day. two days of hard work WASTED at the hands of carpenters, got shot down this evening, and no back-up plans for tonight. ugh ( Read more... )

ever completely screw something up, and then all your bosses remind you of it the next day ( Read more... )

ever thought you were a complete failure, and then you go and completely screw something up?
thank you for the confirmation, world.