charlie kirk irving was a PERFECT date, despite the fact she stood me up. going out with her was probably the best thing i could have done tonight ( Read more... )

"And lo, The Beast looked upon the face of Beauty and Beauty stayed his hand. And from that day forward, he was as one dead ( Read more... )

ANNYONG!!!!!!!!

i cant remember the last time i laughed this hard.

ANNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

it is not november outside at all and im loving it ( Read more... )

why the hell would they open weatherman on halloween weekend?
does that make sense to anyone?
its always a bad sign when the studios dont even try.

ray calls me up at work and says these exact words ( Read more... )

i LOVE. Joe vs. the Volcano. it definitely goes on my top ten. of every list ive ever written ( Read more... )

In Penn State's loss to Michigan on Saturday, Freshman Derrick Williams DONE BROKE HIS LEFT ARM on a kick-off return. He will be out for the entirety of the season ( Read more... )

a whole new job ( Read more... )

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