my dimpled butt is an indication of my sexual virility!!

I feel like a giant douchebag but i now know why AIM has an invisible status

i have not used my calves in too long. I lurv this bike

Describing something as "too in-your-face" is the greatest.

it's only a matter of time until the ocean tide sucks away my cell phone.

Man i really hate that i dont listen to thrash/metal bands anymore. Locust, Cattle Decap and Municipal Waste and going to get a lot of attention this semester...i hope

In 2007 i was super butthurt about the dumbest shit meanwhile seeing a new really hot girl basically every other month. I'm the biggest idiot for not making any of them work out. Even if some were crazy, I am a tard.
edit:I'll never understand girls. I'll never understand why girls like what they see in me. Don't i get boring?

I saw sabrina do this and i realized i should probably try it to put things in perspective ( Read more... )

today was a perfect day

New years resolutions are for suckers. You couldnt find the motivation to do it before, what makes you think you'll have the motivation to see it through? Exactly.