So while I was driving home just a few minutes ago I was behind some Mexican guy in an old Maxima and he was driving like a.. well you know. He starts braking out of nowhere and of my first reaction is wtf are you doing? So he slowly... pulls to the right to make a right turn and then stops at the side of the road at the light and as I pass him I ( Read more... )

Yeah so as I'm sitting at Matt's house watching Drawn Together, Matt opens the front door and goes, "Oh my God!" So I get up and I'm like, "What? What Happened?"

( Just my luck. )

( This happened 20 minutes ago... )

Conversation between me and my friend who goes to school near Chicago. Inside joke kinda if you've seen that fox news video ( Read more... )

Have you ever said anything inappropriate in the split second it took for the whole room to go silent? Looking back in the 6th grade, I remember the time when my teacher gave us the assignment of bringing in a baby photo of ourselves to post on our class board. From there we had to guess who's picture belonged to who. It was then, she added, ( Read more... )

So tonight I went to park my car out on the street but I can't because there are cones and no parking signs all over. I asked my folks what was going on and they said people are going to film a movie at the carwash behind the house with Morgan Freeman. Fantastic. Now my driveway will be blocked by film crews as I leave for school.

Yeah so earlier today, while I ate in my car, I witnessed a Toyota Sienna give birth to a really fat man. It was quite disturbing actually. First, the handicap placard when up. Then the driver door swung open. "..God...damn..." I thought to myself. The man gasped and gasped for several minutes and then managed to wiggle The Club onto his ( Read more... )

While I was walking through Westwood this evening, I passed by the premier for the movie Cheaper by the Dozen 2. There were a bunch of celebrities but I couldn't make out who was who. The only people I recognized were the little twin boys from Desperate Housewives.

Let me introduce you all to my friend Amanda. This special person lives in Antioch California (a.k.a. Boone-Town, USA). Its general location is somewhere relatively near the San Francisco Bay area. Seeing as how she attends UCLA, going back home to see her family isn't something she can do very often ( Read more... )

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