I shall once again frollic with the masses.

HEY MOTHER FUCKER!!!

LIKE HAVING YOUR BALLS RIPPED OFF?

NO?

THEN YOU'LL LOVE MY PARTY.

SATURDAY NIGHT.

THAT'S THIS SATURDAY.

THE ONE AFTER THANKSGIVING.

BRING BEER.

OR $5.

ROYAL OAK AND SHIT.

IF YOUR NAME IS KENNY DREW YOU MUST COME.

BYE MOTHER FUCKER.

Last night I laughed for an hour.

What kind of drunk are you?
Sloppy Drunk
You are a liability in public places, because you tend to elbow glasses, knock into wobbly tables and back into waitresses holding full pitchers. You probably wake up in the mornings wondering where you got all those bruises. You're embarrassing, but amusing to watch as well.

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My newest, deepest obsession; I can't wait till next week. Mike is a total emo pussy, he needs to fuck Edie and put Bongo down. Also, what's with the ending, did anybody understand that, please explain...

269-387-1043

254 Ernest-Burnham
Kalamazoo, MI 49008-5370

Come see me, this sucks.

The best thing about buying a new phone that's been used is prying into the life of the former owner. Help me find out who mine was.

I have a few clues.

1. They knew Hammy and had his number
2. They knew a Mike H, I'm thinking Mike Halapi
3. It's a female
4. She knew a Sara Randall
5. She went to Anchor Bay

That's all I have. This should be fun.

This quite possibly the greatest idea that I've ever had, so pay attention. I'm sure I'll become overwhelmed and tell Steve of this before you read this but here it goes ( Read more... )

I cornered this squirrel in my basement. I don't know how he got there but I saw him and we talked about how it's so rediculous that I read once somewhere that the likelyhood of there being extra-terrestrial life is really good, especially with mustard on it, but don't get onions, they ruin it, get them in a glass instead of a beverage ( Read more... )