SPRING BREAK: A WHALE'S VAGINA
begins tomorrow!

i hope everyone has a great spring break.

hello.
my name is alison bliss
and im addicted to victoria's secret panties.

this is a list of things that i should not eat because they can trigger migraines:

Caffeine- Coffee, tea, iced tea and cola. Even decaf coffee and tea may be a problem. Try caffeine-free tea without citrus and other trigger flavors.
Chocolate- White chocolate (no cocoa) is okay; carob is questionable.
Processed meats and fish- Aged, canned, ( Read more... )

today ( Read more... )

i found my mother's myspace
and i LOLed.

hehehe

i am wearing an apron and making cupcakesss
who wants some?

do not eat that!
that is a poisonous, magic pie!

uhh
using an 18 inch ruler is pretty much like using a yardstick.

why thank you southwest
for the lovely valentines day message.

how about you give me a rewards point instead of a flash-gram?

in other news
two and half years!

why do they keep trying to make the dollar-coin?
vending machines aren't going to take that shit.
perhaps if we put a picture of george washington on it, it will work better?

i don't feel good today.
i had a weird dream last night and it has made me uneasy all day.

fuck homework.
i love andrew

SURPRISE!!!!!111

today i saw a license plate cover that said:
"i tawt i taw a puddy tat"

after reading that
my immediate thought was to drive myself into oncoming traffic.