Two words: Holy shit.

When Harry Potter makes the headlines of your local newspaper, you know it's going to be good. Especially when the front-page teaser is, "Harry Potter and the Death Watch," which I personally think would be a kick-ass title for the seventh book.

( Hogwarts minus two -- but who?
Children brace for the possibility of Harry Potter's death
By Crystal Little
HERALD-LEADER STAFF WRITER )

So, my dear readers, a note for all of us: Don't take two caffeine pills on top of having three cups of coffee a few hours earlier. Especially after eating at Denny's. Not pretty.

I'm going to go hug the garbage can some more.

"The more the words, the less the meaning, and how does that profit anyone?"-- Ecclesiastes 6:11 [NIV]

I think that accurately describes my homework at this point. I got a ninety-two on the midterm, though, so I must be doing something right. Still, eight-to-nine pages of typing every night is bound to give me carpal tunnel eventually ( Read more... )

Dear Allie, Jill, and Jess (the bestest friends I never realized I could lose),

I used to feel like this:


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I got called in to work at 5:50 PM. They told me to be there at seven so I could help with floorset (aka, the strategic rearrangement of the entire frigging store). I clocked in at four minutes past seven.

I clocked out at 3:34 AM. Sweet Jesus and a half.So "floorset" is definitely my least-favorite word of all time, followed closely by " ( Read more... )

I read my friends' page last night, and wondered why I was the healthy one. Now I know-- because my body decided that it wanted to screw me out of six-plus hours of work today. Grr ( Read more... )

If I avoid my homework long enough, will it eventually disappear?

Inquiring minds want to know!

So, let's find out...

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This is what happens when I drive back from Maryville at two in the morning, then get up seven hours later and move apartments with Chris.


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