Leslie ended our marriage tonight.

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The post that used to occupy this space was inappropriate, and mean ( Read more... )

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my fate is sealed

I am dead inside

can I get a round of shots

wracked with frustration

my dick is throbbing

I need an Asian massage

puppies and kittens

cannot compete with

heroin and anal sex

four hundred dollars
vomiting at work
lap dance from a murderer

Cocaine, for the record, transforms otherwise brilliant stimulating people, into boring, brain dead fucks ( Read more... )

Dear Livejournal

Today I read the first paragraph of the last harry potter book with a womans finger up my ass...

It was the only way she could get it back after I kicked hers.