Fuck this ( Read more... )

im going to have a party on the holidays, but i have to attempt to make it on a date where everyone can make it. I'm thinking the last saturday of the holidays [public school holidays]. Give me one good reason why i shouldn't

dou·ble-en·ten·dre (dŭb'əl-än-tän'drə, dū-bläN-täN'drə)

-A word or phrase having a double meaning, especially when the second meaning is risqué.
-The use of such a word or phrase; ambiguity.

example- CoqRoq.com- group member count at all time high *edit* (groupies love the coq)

They sure do

Out of the blue-

Caitlin:
dont worry dave your head isnt big at all

Me:
what are you talking about?

Caitlin:
your head

Me:
but...why?

Caitlin:
it isnt big

Me:
yeh but why are you telling me this

Caitlin:
eh

Me:
o...k....i'm gonna go now

Caitlin:
bye

You know what was intense?...Buying my fucking Splendour tickets [holla back]

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German Lavatories rule
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My mum told Luke (my brother) and I today that she's sick of cleaning the pee off the toilet seat, so we have to piss outside. Which means that i can actually chuck an upwards slash in the morning. I LOVE it.
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ok, um ( Read more... )

i'm pretty sure bottle shops arfe close tomorrow, so get some grog today if you're drinking

alrighty. Posting it early so everybody sees it ( Read more... )