I was lobbed fully-loaded balled-up napkins and was cajoled into staring at a looping, drunkslanted signature. She handed me a shot for my efforts while she played with my "don juan" locks. Something or other about a $700 champagne tab, lots of dancing, sore feet the next morning. I was also threatend by the girl in the first sentence of this entry ( Read more... )

Sometimes it just hits you straight in the heart and there's no ifs, ands or buts about it. No where you can hide, no place to abscond to. It just is. Can't even lurk in a misspelling. It's twined into the fabric of feeling. No pulling it apart to study its parts, either. It knows. And knowing it knows, it is ( Read more... )

Making fun of people is fun.

Btw, not my blog.

Many men have loved the bells ( Read more... )

Through trial and error peek-a-boo causes and fool's gold effects, Romeo has no clue Ophelia would have been a better lay.

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Impudent wake-up calls seem to be all the rage these days. If it's not one housemate, then it's the other. As of late, i am one unacquainted with the ante meridiem dew. Was called douchebag by a girl who irks my brain coils. She asked me to describe to her in detail how it would feel if i daintily placed my penis in a jar of warm apple sauce. Then ( Read more... )

I saw somebody who reminded me of you ( Read more... )

Some girls are fit for roses while others you have to beat off with a stick. Life is simply days strung together in a necklace of time lubricated by love. That sounded so much better in my head. The romantic in me negates the cynic/pessimist/bastardio. Impressions trump structure and form. I had a dream of a girl I had prior relations with and she ( Read more... )

Sometimes one person's effort is someone else's waste of time.