dear santa

[lexxy_lou]

please bring my parents something nice for christmas.

like colon cancer.

Comments

[silver_lolita]

bahahahaha. Make sure they have a damn good life insurance policy first.

[silver_lolita]

HAHAHA, Colon Cancer is funny! ^_________^

[cthulhukid]

yes. yes it is.

[lexxy_lou]

stalk away but only if you identify yourself.

[hottiehd]

lexxy!

[elizebethjoy]

If they get colon cancer, you may someday be stuck changing their colostomy bags. How about something easier, like brain cancer?

[lexxy_lou]

see? all the answers. this woman has all of them.

[elizebethjoy]

With age comes wisdom. And a slower metabolism. Boo-yah!!

[scopesmc]

baby I told you about my plan!

[lexxy_lou]

yes you did. no.

[creepypippy]

Colon cancer... There is a guy in the massage place that is in the same building as my hair salon. He also does colon hydrotherapy. He was telling me today that colon cancer is the number two cancer killer of America. With that being said it is always highly possible for them to get that disease. I am fully convinced that I should get the hydrotherapy done to prevent this!.....*blank look*....That is all.

[lexxy_lou]

though the prevention of cancer is a worthy reason, getting a hose shoved up my ass has never sounded like much fun...

[creepypippy]

Lexxy, You haven't lived until you've had your colon cleansed, The Klump Family Style!

[lexxy_lou]

i'll take your word for it :D