You'd think they'd go one step further and fashion a removable end cap that appears to be the battery cover so you can clean out the primordial ooze of previous experiences.
hahahhahaaa.... oh man Alex. I was doing squats when I saw my red flashy light go off on my bb. lo and behold, an email from xanga notifying me that gayboy, you, posted an entry. I started laughing so hard, i couldn't continue my squaties so I sat down to finish the rest. Funny, I was just talking to a friend about the lipstick thing a few days ago; contemplating buying to myself for the same reasons as your friend. I mean, what are the odds of being stopped for a strip search TWICE. TWICE has it happened to me. Thank god the second time I opted NOT to buy the dildo my sister wanted me to try before I went on my flight. Thank GOD I was running late to the airport so we didn't have time to stop by the shop. All the stars were aligned. I wouldn't know how to fly into OAK every again.. without reconstructive facial surgery.
Anyway, so I'm still thinking about it. I think I'll wait until I'm desperate.
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huh.
You'd think they'd go one step further and fashion a removable end cap that appears to be the battery cover so you can clean out the primordial ooze of previous experiences.
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Anyway, so I'm still thinking about it. I think I'll wait until I'm desperate.
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I won't lie, I've thought about buying the bugger but it's so.damned.expensive.
Mind if I link this?
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