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[lexxy_pie]

I’ve been told that I’d missed the entire point of the Fleshlight. While I’ve been laser-beam focused on the fact that having intercourse with rubber vaginas is too silly for my penis to comprehend, coupled with the fact that it’s still jacking off when what I wanted was a completely hands-free experience - the proprietary rationale of the

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[nondescriptboy]

yeah, i catch myself before i say anything particularly out there these days. can't tell if it's age and mildness or that i never really read much bukowski and miller anyway.

[chrriiiss]

I like putting my dick into Cambodians. Now you've got me excited for broken glass!

So get this...

[anonymous]

> ... bona fide vagina is that you don’t
> get the contracting muscles when the woman
> coughs or sneezes during intercourse.

In that case you should try this...

http://www.realtouch.com/

Gotta love technology :)