Three weeks without real internet leads to this, apparently.

[lexy_taylor]

I hate the way it now tells you exactly how long its been since you made a post. As if to say "My god woman, you can't even keep a regular online journal. Also, it's been that long since your last update that it has to be excellent. If it is not the online equivalent of a Booker prize winner then you're fucked. Totally fucked". Well sod you

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[caerban]

I broke my toe and terrifying pictures of me in a wetsuit have essploded all over the internets :(
Also my lionish mane has been shorn to a respectable length for the purposes of an interview in King's Lynn tomorrow. If only my eye infection was still going then I could hobble into the interview with an eyepatch on and say "Yarrrr!" a lot until they give me the job.
Also also we must get together with that Vicky woman for film/comic/geek related pretentiousness ASAP.

[aspartamania]

"It is that stage that you allow Communists to take over and tell you that everything is ok."

You know everything will turn out to be just so absolutely lovely, under NeoStalin's dark foreboding Glastonbury tent of myopic social doom and pseudo-egalitarian injustice.

I'm getting facial reconstructive surgery to look like Stalin btw, with pointless metal implants to look sort of Neo-y and dystopian. In America. They'll do anything for money, the capitalist knobends.

Good entry!

[luminous_koala]

i love you

really. please marry me.

and i think the post deserves a prize. even if its just for liam neeson lookin a lil bit liony. or the fact that its not just me who finds aslan confusingly sexy.

[lexy_taylor]

Yes, i will marry you. What is my prize? Is it Aslan and me in a room with no windows for twenty minutes? I would be so confused i would esssplooode.