that was not the title of choice ( Read more... )

I havent writtten in here for awhile ( Read more... )

my weekent was awful, i wont elaborate ( Read more... )

AAAHHH. AAAAHHHH!

i've been smoking a lot of weed and this weekend i cooked a ham dinner and drove my car into a ditch. It was pretty awesome.

My phone is also broken...me smashing it against the floor a lot probably didnt help.

I've also been fake and baking. somebody punch me.

shitcock.

I'm alive and well. Our place is awesome, and Jamie and I are getting along swimmingly. We do some interesting things with our time, like write poems about taking big poos. Its nice living with someone again. Plus I actually have money again ( Read more... )

I came back from grocery shopping to notice a spiders nest had hatched right outside my door. I immediately started batting at my hair, because those little bastards fly through the air like fuckshit ( Read more... )

Life is pretty good ( Read more... )

Well...things are pretty awesome ( Read more... )

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how true.

I didnt do anything I was supposed to yesterday. Oh well. YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME LEYNA!!!

Drinking tonight. And probably tomorrow. joy joy joy!

i was sorting and organizing all my stuff and i found a bunch of journals and short stories that I did from grade 1 to grade 6. Some of it is pretty fucking funny. Here's one I wrote when I was 9 ( Read more... )