I found this hilarious

[lia_blackstar]

*This was handed out to parents by a church *
Is Your Child a Goth? Presented by St. Mary's Church

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that
young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young,

Comments

[sierrazen]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that has made my morning.

*rolls on floor*

Where did you find it???

And I'm gonna stick it in my lj, if you don't mind

[lia_blackstar]

Go ahead, I got it from my bf =) He myspace bulletin-ed it.
~j

[lia_blackstar]

Okay, just talked to him. He got it from a friend, who got it from St Mary's Church in Sydney CBD =) I just shake my head, I can't actually believe they distributed this waffle.
~j

[sierrazen]

thanks so much dude! I have possibly walked past that church before.

[alita_b_angel]

Dude, THE SECOND ONE ISN'T GOTH. That is PURE EMO. Band T-shirts are BELOW goths because like anything else there are hierarchies. Goths are the ones who can afford better stuff.

... also. I am dubious about your willingness to drink blood, or even want to. After so many years of getting nosebleeds and eating dodgey raw chicken and various other chinese foods. I am officially off blood.

[lia_blackstar]

Band shirts are rockers and metal head. I don't want to drink like a glass full, but I don't mind tendril of my own blood and maybe someone elses if i forrage into that area.
~j

[alita_b_angel]

Pussy.

[taraerin]

I lol because most of, if not all the hardcore goths I know are also pretty hardcore Christians. And a lot of goth culture incorporates religion into it.

As a Christian parent, you should be infinitely more worried about your child taking biology as a subject at school than you should be about them wearing black clothes.

"Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation." - lol, the church INVENTED that shit. You can't glorify self inflicted pain and suffering for thousands of years and then try to pretend like you never had anything to do with it.

[nabii]

omg hilarious.
what's wrong with masturbating buddhists?? haha. this is great.

[o_o_shrugz]

what happens if your like ... 5-10x the goth limit... do you become some sort of supergoth person which the church will try and hunt down... just for the gothyness?

the churches confuse me lots