Rebirth

Chapter 2.) - in which the River of Wangst is unleashed
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Reno returned the PHS to his pocket without looking down. Nervous, he flicked the switch on his EMR, turning it on in case he had to use it. Watching the four carefully, he held his position until a look of sudden surprise seemed to cross each of their expressions.

"What in the ( Read more... )

Silent Melody

Chapter 1.) - in which heads are blown
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"You know, I'm getting really sick of being shot at." Reno grumbled indignantly. He was sitting around a table with the other three Turks, attempting to drink an entire bottle of vodka and smoke an entire pack of cigarettes at the same time.

Lian Hua: When have you ever seen Reno smoke, ( Read more... )

Is it that time, already? I guess it is.
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After inflicting her two stories Shinra High and Shinra SOLDIER upon the unsuspecting Final Fantasy VII community, Sephirothslave was inspired by the release of Advent Children into adding a third part to her morally corrupted saga of suck. And so, on April 30th 2006, a great shadow descended upon the ( Read more... )

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